A simplified version of Najib's Scandal/Rumour that you can remember

This is the simplified version of Najib's Scandal/Rumour. It's the A-B-C of what you might have heard but may not remember.

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1. When Najib (who likes anal sex) was leading the Ministry of Defense, he decided to buy some submarines and other unnecessary military craps in order to get more pocket money.

2. He contacted his good friend, Razak Baginda to arrange the deal with a European company and chances of getting anal sex.

3. After an arrangement was done, Razak Baginda prepare a translator for the anal-sex-hungry Najib.

4. Najib then met the Mongolian translator (Altantuya) and realized his urge to have anal sex with her.

5. Najib had a secret arrangement with Razak Baginda on this anal sex secret affair with Altantuya. Razak Baginda then prepare himself to accept Altantuya as his 'mistress in disguise'. She is susceptible to anal sex.

6. Najib then promised Altantuya that he would give her some commission (through Razak Baginda's arrangement) on the transaction of purchases. In return, he gets anal sex.

7. Months passed since the deal being brokered. Altantuya still have not received her commission despite having a sore arse from anal sex. She decided to come to Malaysia to claim the commission personally from Razak Baginda.

8. Rosmah then found out about Altantuya and the Anal Sexes. She got upset and ordered some people to blow her up.