Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Caution: The PAS Peeping Toms are Out in Terengganu.

From The Star 23rd Sept 2009

Khalwat troopers of Terengganu

KUALA TERENGGANU: The Terengganu PAS Youth wants to mobilise its vigilante squad to check on the rising cases of khalwat (close proximity) in the state.


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Oh shit..... The peeping toms are roaming again.
Boys and girls... better watch out when you pee. They might be filming you.
They can legally come into any public area and watch you do anything.

PAS legalized peeping activities. A whole bunch of perverts going around recording people having sex.

Even if they fail to record people having sex, they get excited knowing that people are hanging out with each other or 'about to have sex'.

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They fantasize any MALE+FEMALE in close proximity (near to each other) as potential 'offenders'.

If you're married, better bring along your A4 sized marriage certificate, fold it to fit into your handbag or pockets.

Boys, if you're out with your MUM, bring your birth cert.
Girls, if you're out with your DAD, bring your birth cert.

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Make no mistakes, these peeping toms might accuse you of anything if you're not married and in 'close proximity'.

Unmarried boy+girl who chuckles and laughs at each other in a park is considered 'khalwat'.

Unmarried boy+girl who hangs out in a car talking about assignment is considered 'khalwat'.

Unmarried boy+girl who's on official visit to each other's hotel rooms to talk about work is considered 'khalwat'.

Unmarried boy+girl who go jungle trekking together is considered 'khalwat'.

Unmarried boy+girl who swim in a river together is considered 'khalwat'.

Unmarried BOYS AND GIRLS hanging out in a PARTY is considered 'GANGBANG'.

WATCH OUT!

They might be filming/watching you.
GOD might not be watching you, but these PAS dudes are.

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