Gord's Guide to the Word 'Sunat' in Malaysia

'Sunat' .......directly translated from Malay as 'circumcise'.

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Why Malaysian 'Sunat'?

1:
It's a compulsory activity to do in order to go to Heaven. When a dude die in Malaysia, he need to show his dick to some inspectors/God at the gate of Heaven before being approve to go inside.
...... those who don't 'Sunat' will eventually go to Hell.

2:
Squids are rarity in Malaysia. It has been known that the Squid rings that Malaysian ate are the circumcised foreskin.... Remember this the next time you had your chewy fried squid rings.

3:
The foreskin of penis is prone to all kind of infections. It traps dirt, virus, bacterias, worms, ticks, cockroaches and snakes. Imagine if it were to be reinserted into vagina for sex; it would have transferred everything. That's why people circumcise for hygiene reason.

4:
The ceremony of 'Sunat' can be celebrated. A good reason to PARTY!!
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How to use Word 'Sunat'

-As 'Circumcise'
(E.g- Ahmad baru saja sunat bulan lalu)

-To refer a person as Non-Muslim or Non-Yahudi
(E.g. Ah Chong makan babi sebab dia tak Sunat)

-To analogize mishaps or unfortunate events
(E.g. Tadi kena saman sebab tak bayar parking, macam kena Sunat)

-To be used as a random exclamation or curses
(E.g. Sunat betul! Turun sekarang, Jebat!)