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Metallica Shred New Jersey A New One
"How old are you?" Metallica leader James Hetfield quizzed a boy in the front row during a break in the chaos of Saturday night's show at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey. "10 ? And this is your first Metallica show?"
The boy nodded, and an amused Hetfield said: "Well, hopefully you'll take your kids to their first Metallica concert. We'll still be here. Still doing our thing." As the capacity crowd roared, drummer Lars Ulrich pulled the boy on-stage, took a photo and handed him a pair of drumsticks. Metal with a soft spot, how adorable.
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This boy is 10 years old.
James Hetfield is 45.
By the time the boy get married in 15 years time, James Hetfield will turn 60.
Assuming that boy will has his first kid on his first year of marriage, he can only turn up at a concert 10 years later; at the age of 10 years old-..... and by that time, James Hetfield will be 70.
Here's how I imagine Metallica would be when James Hetfield turn 70:-
-Kirk Hammet will be sitting on the wheelchair playing the guitar.
-Lars Ulrich will need to use electronic drum that requires only finger movement. He can no longer do the bass kick.
-Robert Trujillo can no longer 'kangkang'(split his legs). He'll need to play his bass sitting down with his adult diaper.
-James Hetfield will be wearing special hearing aid after all the years of Metal noise damages. His denture will fall off occasionally whenever he end the lyrics with "Aahh".
I would like to see them in 25 years time.
METALLICA: RIDE THE LIGHTNING ON WHEELCHAIRS TOUR
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