You can buy a real Keris from MPH

I was looking for Phil Helmuth's giant book of poker in MPH.

Then, out of frustration, I thought I wanna kill someone in MPH because the book does not exist there.

Conveniently, they had the perfect weapon that I might be able to use.

I opened the case. ......Indeed, it was a real Keris.
If I had found a way to sharpen it there, I might be able to use it.