During the Visit Malaysia years, we had welcomed many aliens from other countries. Why not bring in more from other Planets??
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The traffic in major cities is slow clearing. Families and friends rushed to reach their hometown for the Hari Raya festive season so that they can CHECK OUT EACH OTHER'S NEW FURNITURES AND CARS.
Yes. Furnitures and Cars.
"Woooo... Jack.. You bought that new LaZBoy recliner from Harvey Norman ar!!!"
"Cilaka btui ko Bob, pake kreta baru BMW skrg eh? Sdah kaye nampak."
With that attention diverted, who cares about Space Alien.
""Line Clear my Other Space Buddies... Permission to Land Granted.""
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Due to underpopulation in cities like Kuala Lumpur, Hari Raya would be ideal for me to take the President of United Nation from Planet Zurgos, Mr 1110111110111101111 for a car-ride around there.
No one will take notice of the existence of a big-eyed hairless handsome alien with long fingers.
We will spin around K.L and enjoy the empty night. Let them study our culture and how we experience festive season. Might stop by in Bukit Bintang for a Foot Massage.
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Play your fireworks wisely.
I sincerely hope that when you see a flying object in the sky.
Don't shoot them down with your Meriams or other Fireworks.
THEY CAME IN PEACE.
To my Muslim buddies,
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI
Leave me some Ketupat and Rendang to me so that I can share them with my Alien Buddies too.
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