Gord: The economy is so bad ........

The economy is so bad, SamyVellu had to sell his house in Perth.

The economy is so bad, Soi Lek had to ask for royalty for his porn video.

The economy is so bad, Amy Search decided to cut his hair short to save money on shampoo.

The economy is so bad, Rosyam Nor had to advertise for Ahlian's Cafe

The economy is so bad, Elizabeth Wong had to wear her old rugged jeans that she wore in her old NGO days coz she can no longer afford all those formal dresses.

The economy is so bad, event organizers decided to hire Ahiruddin Attan (Rocky) to impersonate Ramli Sarip on 'lipsync mode' concert, and told everyone that it was the real artist.

The economy is so bad, Kenny Sia stopped running marathons because no company will sponsor him a pair running shoes.

The economy is so bad, Marina Mahathir decided to move her role from Malaysian AIDS Foundation to a new NGO called Malaysian Financial-Aid-Needed Foundation.

The economy is so bad, Jeff Ooi had to shift his blog to blogspot to save money on domain maintenance.

The economy is so bad, Amber Chia had to model for a coffin-maker company.

The economy is so bad, Mawi had to sing next to the blindman keyboardist in Kota Raya to make a living in music.

The economy is so bad, Alex Yoong had to drive a Kancil to race on A1 GP representing the budget-trimmed Malaysian Team.

The economy is so bad, Khir stopped using botox and contact lens.

The economy is so bad, Badawi might just take a dump in his pants to save using too much diapers.

The economy is so bad, Anwar stopped hiring coffee boy.

The economy is so bad, Syed Hamid became the Stay-At-Home Minister.

The economy is so bad, Teresa Kok stopped receiving Molotov Cocktails Bomb.

The economy is so bad, Tony Pua had to start another profitable IT firm to make ends meet.

The economy is so bad, Azalina will remain single till further notice unless a better girl/woman comes along.

The economy is so bad, insurance companies decided to allow Tian Chua to apply for a premium on the condition that he would not sit in front of a moving truck in any protest in the future.

The economy is so bad, Khalid had to apply for another job with Guthrie/SimeDarby again.

The economy is so bad, Hishamuddin stopped collecting kerises.

The economy is so bad, Guan Eng decided to sell the state's official residence to pay his own salary.

The economy is so bad, Shahrizat can't afford to another weird hairdo and her hair will stay flat under the tudung.

The economy is so bad, ISA detainees were actually fed dog food.

The economy is so bad, politicians have to stop looking for Mongolian women in order to cut the usage of C4.

The economy is so bad, FRU had to use physical brute force instead of shooting water cannons to save money on chemicals.

The economy is so bad, RTM decided to end transmission without Negaraku.

The economy is so bad, DAP decided to change the rocket logo to bird logo because rocket consume fossil fuels which cost a lot of money.

The economy is so bad, Ben's Bitches is not affected. They are still strong.