From The Star -Saturday November 22, 2008 MYT 11:20:36 AM
Fatwa Council says yoga with worshipping, chanting is prohibited
By MAZWIN NIK ANIS
PUTRAJAYA: The National Fatwa Council declared that yoga practices which involve physical movements, worshipping and chantings are haram (prohibited) in Islam.
The announcement was made Saturday.
Recently, Prof Zakaria Stapa, a lecturer of Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia’s Islamic Studies Centre, advised Muslims who had taken up yoga to stop practising it for fear that they could deviate from the teachings of Islam.
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The Fatwa enforcers will be hanging out in Fitness Centres soon.
Jobs=to arrest muslims who participate in Yoga class. Also to check out sexy chicks doin their thang there.
They are all going to watch girls in tight athletic clothes.. with some wearing extraordinarily skimpy too.
Oh yeah..
They are all going for an eye-wash. Thanks to this new fatwa. They can now see sexy girls running on treadmill with their boobs bouncing.
Boys will always be boys....
They are so lucky......no need to pretend to exercise and pay membership fees...
get to watch girls for free....
Hail the New Fatwa * TWO THUMBS UP*
Fatwa Council says yoga with worshipping, chanting is prohibited
By MAZWIN NIK ANIS
PUTRAJAYA: The National Fatwa Council declared that yoga practices which involve physical movements, worshipping and chantings are haram (prohibited) in Islam.
The announcement was made Saturday.
Recently, Prof Zakaria Stapa, a lecturer of Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia’s Islamic Studies Centre, advised Muslims who had taken up yoga to stop practising it for fear that they could deviate from the teachings of Islam.
__________________________
The Fatwa enforcers will be hanging out in Fitness Centres soon.
Jobs=to arrest muslims who participate in Yoga class. Also to check out sexy chicks doin their thang there.
They are all going to watch girls in tight athletic clothes.. with some wearing extraordinarily skimpy too.
Oh yeah..
They are all going for an eye-wash. Thanks to this new fatwa. They can now see sexy girls running on treadmill with their boobs bouncing.
Boys will always be boys....
They are so lucky......no need to pretend to exercise and pay membership fees...
get to watch girls for free....
Hail the New Fatwa * TWO THUMBS UP*
"Hi Boys, came to watch me lift weight?"
"I hope no pervert is watching me as I'm bending over for this Yoga position"
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