Do you know that a lot of people don't actually aim properly when they take a shit?
They just strip their pants urgently ..then, fit their asses into whatever position most comfortable to them ....and just start shooting away large chunk of poos.
Sometime, when they have diarrhoea, liquefied poos are fired intensely all over the place.
Nobody bother to think about positioning themselves; whether they are sitting on Seat Type Toilet or squatting on Squat Type Toilet.
It actually takes a little more time to practice taking a shit properly.
You really need to spend a couple of seconds adjusting yourself in order to get the aim right.
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Seat Toilet
Squat Toilet
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Fire In The Hole... Ooppsss
Refer to the pictures above
Location A
This is the best location.
It's the Bulleye... the BINGO!... The Jackpot........ The 'Hit The Frog Consistently in the Urinal'
If you aim right, you'll hit this location...
You'll hear a splashing sound....water splashes to the bowl perimeter...and...on your butt too...
In order to hit this location correctly:-
(Seat Toilet)-You need adjust your butt symmetrically to the toilet seat . Check that the Seat and the Bowl so that they are properly aligned. Make sure you sit consistently in that position throughout the whole excreting process. Don't swing your body around.
(Squat Toilet)- You need to adjust your legs symmetrically on the side stands. Make sure that when you look over your stripped-down pants, you can see the hole directly below you. Don't swing your butt around....Don't DANCE.. even IF the musics are playing in the air.
Location B
It's actually perfectly fine to hit this location. It's an acceptable Target.
SHITS ARE STILL FLUSHABLE HERE.
You might be surprised. A lot of people prefer to hit Location B rather than Location A.
These people dislike the splashing sound their shits make when it hits the water. The main reason is because they don't like the water to hit their butt; as they felt it's rather filthy.
These people aim away from location A.... but within the surface area of the internal bowl....
They want the SHIT TO GGGGRAAADDDUUUAAALLLLYYYYY
Most people hit this location involuntarily as they did not plan their sitting/squatting position accurately.
They will also hit this location if they swing their body around or DANCE.
Location C
This location is also known as "NEAR MISSES". It's a bad location.
Nobody with sane mind would want to hit this location.
They did it involuntarily due to urgency to shit.
Urgently, some people did not make it to adjust themselves in toilet. When they were about to lay their butt or squat, they 'LAY THEIR BRICKS' on this location when it spurt out of their butt.
This also frequently happen when a person has chronic diarrhoea. ...Not Enough Time to get Seated...
Location D
Honestly.... I don't know how SHITS get there....
Nevertheless, it does happen.... I'm sure some of you might have seen it....
Possible Theories:
-USER'S BLINDNESS
-USER'S MADNESS
or......- TURBO BOOST POWER SLANTED RECTUM PROPULSION
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