Saturday, January 17, 2009

Gord's Made-Up Toilet Statistics in Malaysia

Static Statistic
If there are surveys on Toilets in Malaysia. These would probably be the results:
(Note: I made all these up with my IMAGINATION)


-In the urban area, 66% are seated toilets and 34% are squat toilets.

-In the outskirt, 15% are seated toilets and 85% are squat toilets.

-Almost 90% of public toilets are paid toilets.

-Only 5% of public toilets are unisex toilets

-40% of transvestites not sure whether to enter a Male toilet or Female toilet.

-For every 4 cubicles in the Public Male Toilets, 6 urinals will be allocated.

-For every 3 cubicles allocated in Male Toilets, 4 cubicles will be allocated in Female Toilets.

-Male finish their toilet time on average 15mins earlier than Female.

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Male uses toilet for the purpose of:
Excreting- 22%
Urination- 53%
Vomit- 2%
Wash something- 4%
Change clothes- 3%
Fixing hair/face/clothes- 4%
Smoke- 8%
Meeting/Discussion: 3%
Menstrual Management: 0%
Others- 1%

Female uses toilet for the purpose of:
Excreting- 19%
Urination- 34%
Vomit- 5%
Wash something- 6%
Change clothes- 7%
Fixing hair/face/clothes- 12%
Smoke- 1%
Meeting/Discussion: 7%
Menstrual Management: 8%
Others- 1%

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Despite not very popular, these occurrences actually does happen in Toilets

-Sex
-Eat
-Sleep
-Peep
-Giving Birth
-Gang fights
-Extortion
-Torturing someone
-Read books
-Read exam cheat-sheet
-Looking for recyclable items
-Pitching sales
-Sign contracts
-Exercise
-Movie Shooting Sets
-Band practice
-Cook
-Watch TV
-Looking for something to punch
-Hide
-Medical Surgery
-Teaching
...and the list goes on...

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