Sunday, March 8, 2009

21 Things you may not know about 'Michelin Man of Malaysia'

Spotchecks on her hubby at work.

BFF= Laura Bush

Able to command her hubby to detonate bombs for 'whatever' reasons.

Able to do the 'Michelin-Man' Dance

Requires constant spoonfeeding by her hubby.

Her hubby needs to run a country...and also spoonfeed someone.

Has the ability to write her own name..... DOT

Drinks 5 bottles of mineral water; wherever she stops.

Has friends who are 'more-able' than her.

Is a Chancellor..by CHANCE.

Might be a Japanese.

Is ever ready to kill someone who cheat on her again.

Knows where to find good jokes to entertain her hubby and friends.

Likes to eat. Likes to eat. Likes to eat. EAT EAT EAT EAT........LIKES FOOD...... Food is good.
Can someone flatten the tyre.

Enjoy watching miniature models that she can't comprehend.

Likes sexy nightdresses that can't fit on her.

Likes to cry with a mic. WuuWahhhhh (live on stage)

Slaps her hubby's arse occasionally.

Likes to stare at children who do funny faces.

BTW, important fact: One of her eye is bigger than another. Not sure why, could be due to some kinda chemicals that required to be injected into her face.

Might be a Buddhist or a Hinduist.

Need to refer to recipe everytime she cooks.

Hangs out with Arsetronauts.


Note: Everything here are perceptions. May not be true. If you want to know the truth, ask her yourself.

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