Monday, March 9, 2009

How many Malaysians does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many Malaysian Indian does it take to change a lightbulb?

4.
3 as a labour union representatives to discuss with management regarding the safety issue of lightbulb changes. With the agreement made by management, another Indian will be asked to do the task.

How many Malaysian Chinese does it take to change a lightbulb?

5.
4 to go out to source for the cheapest lightbulb. Another one to do the job.

How many Malays does it take to change a lightbulb?

6.
One[1] to subcontract to another person[2]. Then subcontracted to another person[3], then subcontracted to another person[4], then subcontracted to another person[5], then subcontracted to another person[6], then subcontracted to someone else [Not counted, this person may not be a Malay]

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HOW MANY MALAYSIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? (The Muhibbah Method)

12. (With 1 Foreign Worker involved)
One Malay who holds the lightbulb changing contract will subcontract to another Malay, then subcontracted to another Malay, then to another Malay, then to another Malay and then to a chinese firm. This chinese firm will use 4 chinese fellow to source for the cheapest lightbulb. With the availability of the lightbulb, 3 Indians Labour Union representatives will negotiate with the management on the term and conditions of lightbulb changing activity. Then a worker from Bangladesh are instructed to work on it.

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