How did this Old Man masturbate with a soft drink bottle?

From The Star Thursday March 26, 2009
Old man’s bottle mishap leads to his death

A SINGAPOREAN died of heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.

The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.

China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.

Doctors tried to alleviate the man’s suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail because by that time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him to be unable to urinate.

His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death.

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This is too bizarre. I didn't think it was real when I first read it. Looks a bit like one of those stories that Guang Ming or Mastika would write; something sensational.

Think about it. A soft drink bottle ... the opening would definitely be less than 2cm in diameter.
What kinda 77 years old penis fits thru that?

I would have believe if it's a 7 years old kid doing that.

But a full grown man?????... How to fit thru lar???

..... and the more bizarre part is that... he actually died.

This is the first time I heard someone died from masturbation.