Hehhehehee.. here are some of my drafted questions.
I'm sure you know the answers.
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1) If you're driving in a city, and sees an imprint of Yellow/White lines on the road called Zebra-Crossing, and there's an old man trying to cross the street. You would:
a) Stop and assist the old man to cross the street.
b) Stop and let the old man cross the street himself.
c) "Alar, Mana ada Kuda Belang kat sini. Sini kan KL" - Experience your road rage by banging the old man.
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2) An UFO landed here in Malaysia behind your house. An alien popped out and handed you an unknown item. You would:
a) Bring the item to the Government Intelligence to analyze what form of communication the alien is trying to achieve.
b) Give it to Prime Minister in the spirit of Malaysia Boleh- in 'Alien discovery'.
c) Send it to Raja Petra and ask him to blog about it, coz no one else will believe you.
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3) You have a friend from Mongolia. He/she decided to come to Malaysia to visit you. You would:
a) Happily ask him/her to come here.
b) Call and book a flight for him/her
c) Say "No, don't come here. I can't guarantee you safety here. You might get bombed with C4"
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4) You're dining in an expensive French Restaurant. You ordered something you never heard of. And you felt it is tasteless. You would:
a) Ask for an explanation from the manager on why it tasted like that.
b) Complain to the manager.
c) Ask for Kimball Chilli Source and poured it on whatever you're eating so that it become 'tasteful'.
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5) You're a politician. Someone send a note to you in form of death threats. You would:
a) Increase your security by hiring bodyguards to protect yourself and your family.
b) Resign for security purposes.
c) Call for a Press Conference and show the notes to the reporters- "Ini kerja Pembangkang ni."
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6) Siti Nurhaliza and David Beckham is on the same lift with you. Incidentally, your tummy is grinding and you felt that you're about to release an explosive fart. Feeling starstruck, you would:
a) Hold it until you or them get out of the lift.
b) Release it slowly (if you can), so that there won't be noise.
c) Just release it, explosively. "pprettttt"..... and extend your hand to shake theirs "I'm your big fan"
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7) You're (guy) sitting along the street next Central Market with friends. Suddenly, Amber Chia appeared and walk by. You would:
a) Rushed toward her and ask for her autograph
b) Ignore her as if she's just an ordinary person.
c) Whistle "Pweewitt!!!!" or do that rat squeak *mttch mttch* ........ she looked over..and you turn your head away like nothing happen.
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8) You're reading a book in national library. Someone sitting behind you is talking loudly. You would:
a) Walk over to them and ask them to quiet down.
b) Ignore them. Let them talk.
c) ....*Are you sure you're in the National Library, Who the hell goes there for a book??*...
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9) You're an archaeologist. You happened to discover an artifact that can prove to the country that Hang Tuah is homosexual. You would:
a) Disclose it to the country and do public announcement. Allow the sentiment of homosexuality acceptance to grow.
b) Ask for an advise on how to handle this from the Information Ministry before publishing it.
c) Twist your fact. Tell everyone that the artifact shown how masculine Hang Tuah is. You don't want to make an old hero in this country 'the gay of the century'. *Don't our historians do that once in a while???
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10) You're lining up to buy movie tickets at TGV Cinema in Mid Valley Complex. When you reach at the front of the line, you would:
a) Get the movie ticket, pay and leave.
b) Look at the back of the line and make funny faces to the other who're still waiting.
c) Still trying to come to a decision and ponders around on which movie you're going to watch. And when you decided, you approach the counter and ask "can I get discount for the ticket ar?? Very Expensive lar..."... And then you release a loud fart...
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