Manhood through a nut; How he does it?

From the Star

Sunday August 31, 2008
Welder put out of nut misery

JOHOR BARU: The welder who was hospitalised after he used a nut to elongate his penis was finally put out of his misery when doctors removed the offending spare part.

It is learnt that staff from the Hospital Sultanah Aminah drained out some of the blood and cut away some skin on the upper layer of his organ to remove the nut.

Solid metal: A nut similar to the one that was removed from the welder’s penis.

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This is the second page news in The Star which caught my attention.

It shooooould catch my attention, coz, I'm still puzzled at how this man does it.

Look carefully at the picture, it looks like a nut that fits through a 12mm diameter bolt.

I could be wrong... at best... I repeat... AT BEST.. 16mm diameter bolt.......... OK.. for the meantime.. take it as 16mm (slight above half an inch in diameter).. You can imagine that.... That's like 3 yrs old's manhood diameter.

**i know by now, some of you dudes tries to make comparison by using a caliper to measure your own... trust me, you'll be surprised...

Now, compare to the standard condom nominal width (withstandable diameter) of 52.6mm, 16mm is about one-third its diameter.... Go measure your condom ring size... it's called. ULTRA LOOSE FIT...

I don't want to go into the standard Asian size manhood and all its stereotype associated with it. Even the tiniest 'brothers' you can find around, I believe, would have trouble fitting through a 16mm nut in term of diameter.................

To Top That.... with the groovelines..... OUCH!!!!!

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And so I try to imagine how he does it.

Here are a few ideas,

-He first place the nut on the tip of his manhood. Using the GROOVELINE and forcefully twist it anti-clockwise to push it in using the grip of the GROOVE... (*OUCH OUCH OUCH.. so much friction)

-He uses an all-side clamps and forcefully compact it and tries to fit through the nut... (* OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH)

(here's the more logical explanation)
-Using the 'heat-absorption shrinking technique'*, he places his manhood between block of ice(H2O or .... CO2 .. ok OK..maybe not CO2 ice.. coz it'll burn) and allow it to shrink to the desirable size and quickly fit the nut through. BTW, Cold Shower is not enough to do the job.
Now, imagine when his manhood expands,, and the nuts got trapped... (OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH.. )



*We do all know that mass expands when absorb heat and compresses when heat is remove. Anyone who study science should understand this.




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Welder who works in Singapore should at least have some educational background on technicality. Maybe he goes to one of our vocational technical school we have around here. I wonder what sort of education he has.

That probably explain why we should be exposed to Sex Education... and tell our kids..." Don't put your manhood through a nut"..

Whatever his intention is, or how he does it... at the end... he's still a nut!!!!
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IMAGINE......

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!