The annoying Lottery Salesmen and ways to get rid of them.

Lottery Salesman... or in Malaysia... we call them... Mah piao lang...or mah piau man...

You might have heard these somewhere:-
-"Mah piau mah piau!!!"
-"Boss, sure kena one!!!... Buy lar!!"
-"Brader, gua gerenti, minggu depan bukak, lu misti kena punya"
-"Pilih ni lar... manyak ong punya..."
-"Cuba lar nasib..."

Yes...... from that annoying man.....

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Have you ever been annoyed by a Mahpiauman?

Scenario:-
You're having a nice meal in a hawker stall.... then suddenly... a druggie-looking old chinese man popped out of no where and waved a stack of papers on your face and said "lengchai...oi mou????"(handsome, do you want this?)
"Pok yat har lah" (try your luck lah)

I personally get pretty annoyed at these mahpiauman with their irritating pursuit of sales.

"Sure kena one..." they gave you the assurance of winning....

"Kanniniah lu.... if sure kena... why don't you keep all the tickets and buy it all up yourself??"

the odd of hitting a 2million prize is like 1/10000000.. or less....
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How to get rid of em?

- Ignore them completely.. don't even look at them... just pretend they are not there
- Politely tell them to go away
- Offer them a drink.. then tell them to go away.
- Tell them too screw off.. like "get the hell outta my face" kinda attitude.
- Give them the middle finger
- Hang a sign on your neck that says "I don't buy lottery ticket"
- Spit at them
- Beat em up

I know how extreme some of these methods are.

Not recommended... but hey... in desperate times.. you might need it.

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